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[KC]Previously
on K.C. Undercover...

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What are you doing
over there, Craig?

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Oh, I'm putting together
my special spice rub

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for the barbecue tomorrow.

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I'm making my famous
Kansas City ribs.

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Hey, why don't you guys
join us for dinner tomorrow?

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Okay, so you know the plan?
You know what you're doing?

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I come up with
a believable excuse
to leave

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and break into
the Bishops' house.

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You guys will pump them
for personal information

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that'll help me crack
that computer password.

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Oh. I'm so sorry.

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We have to leave.

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Come on, you haven't
even eaten yet.

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Maybe another time.

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Hey, Dad,
what's going on?

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Get out of that house, now.

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Why? I haven't even
begun to--

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[keys rattle in lock]

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Come on, Ernie,
move your butt.

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Get that little rear
in gear.

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Yes!

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He always was good
at hide 'n' seek.

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Yeah, well,
it's kind of easy
when no one's seeking.

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Hey, remember
that time when he hid

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under the sink for,
like, three days?

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If we didn't need a sponge,
he'd still be there.

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Would you just please
get over there

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and create a diversion
so he can sneak
out of there!

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I'm on it.

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So, we went to
the Coopers' barbecue,

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and we didn't even
get to eat?

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[sighs]
You guys are so lame.

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[purring]

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[soft blowing]

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KC, hurry, Ernie's run
into a little situation.

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An allergic situation!

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What was with
that Diva Name Game?

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Is it my imagination,
or were they trying

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to pump us for
personal information?

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I know. What was
your first pet

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and the street
you grew up on?

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Like we'd ever give up
that information!

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Right? And it's
not just because I had
a cat named Mariah

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and I grew up
on Carey Street.

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And why is KC
suddenly buddying up
to Amy anyway?

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I'm telling you,
she could be a spy.

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For that matter,
the whole family
could be spies.

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Well, we'll know
soon enough.

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When I was in the house,
I planted audio bugs.

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We'll be able
to hear everything.

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Nice.

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♪ Oh, when danger
comes for you ♪

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♪ You know
I'll stand beside you ♪

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♪ 'Cause ain't nobody
keep their head so cool ♪

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♪ I always find a way,
a way out of the fire ♪

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♪ But don't tell nobody,
tell nobody ♪

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♪ I'm not perfect,
so many things I ♪

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♪ Want to tell you, but I ♪

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♪ I keep it undercover ♪

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♪ Living my life on red alert ♪

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♪ Doing my thing,
gonna make it work ♪

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♪ Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless ♪

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♪ But I always got your back ♪

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♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪

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♪ I got to find out who I am ♪

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♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪

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♪ It's all part of the plan ♪

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♪ I keep it undercover ♪

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♪ I keep it undercover ♪

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Maybe we should
just get out of town.

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Before Amy graduates
in a couple of weeks?

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That makes no sense.
You're right.

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Besides, we still have
to distribute the rest
of those weapons,

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or else The Mask
will freak out.

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And the last thing
we need

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is The Mask breathing
down our necks.

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The Mask?
Who's The Mask?

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[doorbell rings]

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Who is it?

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Uh, it's KC!

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[whispers]
What?!

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What do you want?

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Hopefully not to have
a conversation

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through the door!

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We're busy!

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[cat yowls]

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Y'all don't look busy.

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Heeeyyy.
Aaahhh...

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What?
What is it, KC?

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Um, guys, this is, um...

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really hard for me to...
to say.

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Just spit it out.

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[shouting]

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Hug it out! Hug it out!

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Yeah. Just really need
a lot of support right now.

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All right.

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Okay, KC, just tell us
what's wrong.

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Ah...

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Hmm?

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It-it's Amy's breath.

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Yeah.
It's become unbearable.

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I would suggest
that you review

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proper oral hygiene
with her.

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Remember, flossing
is not an option,

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it's a necessity.

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Oh, I'm sorry!
[both laugh]

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Wait, you look
super familiar.

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Do-do I know you
from somewhere?

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[laughs]

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Seriously? You don't
know who I am?

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Oh, wait, wait.

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Were you at the-
the Taylor Swift concert,

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and I sat on your shoulders?

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I'm your guidance counselor,
Ms. Shaffer.

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No, I don't--
I don't think so.

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Maybe you don't remember me

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because you never show up
for our meetings.

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I've emailed you
three times.

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Oh, well,
everything from school

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just goes right
in my spam folder.

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Was it something important?

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Nope. Not at all.

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We can talk about it
next year,

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when you're a senior.

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Oh, well, I'm
a senior right now.

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Yes, you are--

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and you will be
next year too.

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[laughs]
Okay.

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Some guidance counselor
she is, right?

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You can't be a senior
two years in a row unless...

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Uh-oh.

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Good news.

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You got the laptop password
and finally got

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the weapons
distribution list?

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No. My new allergy
medication really works.

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I was stuck under that couch
with that cat,

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and never actually sneezed!

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Well, in other news
that actually matters...

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Amy probably isn't
involved with any of this.

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Her parents waited
till she was upstairs
to talk about us,

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so she probably has
no idea about the spying--

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kind of like Ernie.

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Amy may be clueless,
but her parents suspect
that we're spies.

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They bugged our house,

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and they keep mentioning
someone named The Mask

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who's calling all the shots.

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We'd better get home
and remove those bugs.

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What? No, no, no,
we can't do that.

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If we do, they're gonna
know that we're onto them.

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But now that we know
that our house is bugged,

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we can use those bugs
to throw them off our track.

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Good thinking, KC.

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I just hope Dad
hasn't said anything

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about the mission out loud.

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[scoffs] Please.

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We left Dad with $200
worth of ribs.

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If he opened his mouth,
it definitely wasn't

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to blab about the mission.

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I'm sorry, you just
said something back there

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I-I didn't quite understand.

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According to your teachers,
that happens a lot with you.

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Uh, look,
you made a mistake.

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Why would you think
that I was gonna be

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a senior next year
if I'm going to college?

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Are ya? Are ya really?

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Um, yes. I totally
got my act together.

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I've figured out
where I want to go
and what I want to do,

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and I actually wrote
an essay, a great essay,

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and I sent my sketches
to the Fashion Institute
of Technology,

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and they loved them.

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In fact, I have an interview
there in a couple of days.

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Marisa,
you're not getting it.

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You're failing English.

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If you don't pass,
you won't graduate,

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and college is specifically
for high school graduates.

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Are you sure? 'Cause
they did not mention that
anywhere in the brochure.

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There is nothing
I can do at this point.

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I'm sorry, Marisa.

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[imitating Ms. Shaffer]
Are ya? Are ya really?

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Oh, thank goodness,
you made it out okay.

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I was starting
to get worried.

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Uh, yeah, yeah.

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I'm gonna go
make a smoothie.

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Yep. I think I'll go
make it from scratch.

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[blender whirrs]
Ooh!

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That blender is so loud!

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You know what?
I'm going to put on
some nice music

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so we don't have
to listen to that.

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[up-tempo music playing]

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Uh, hey, Judy,
your favorite show is on.

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I'll turn on
Houseboos for you.

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[noise]

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[whispering]
Our house is bugged!

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[silently]
What?

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[mouthing silently]

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[quietly]
Our house is bugged?

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[blender stops]

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[music stops]

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[Ernie's voice] This is
one delicious smoothie!

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[slurps]

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[KC's voice]
Oh, hey, Mom and Dad,

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how's everything going
at the accounting firm?

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Don't spare me any details.

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I want to know everything.

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[Kira's voice]
As you know, KC,

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in accounting,
the debt-to-equity ratio

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is the relationship
of total debt of a company

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to its ordinary
share capital.

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[KC's voice]
Fascinating.

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Absolutely fascinating.

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Beg to differ.

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[KC's voice]Tell me again
about lump sum deductions.

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Oh, dear Lord,
please don't.

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Hey, KC, can I talk
to you for a second?

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Ah, yeah. One second.
Hurry up.

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Mom and Dad are
waiting for us in the van,

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and we have to get
to The Organization.

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Okay, look, Marisa,
if this is about earlier--

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No, it's not about earlier.
I really need your help
with something.

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Now is not a good time.
I need to get to
The Organization.

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This mission is--

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Yeah, mission is gonna
save the entire world, okay.

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But this is more important.

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I just found out
I might not graduate.

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Oh.

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Sweetie, that's horrible.

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I-I mean, it's not
completely unexpected,

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but it's still horrible.

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I really need to go,
okay?

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This mission is about
to crack wide open,

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and I need to be there.

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No, KC,
you don't understand.

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My interview with
the Fashion Institute
of Technology

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is in two days,
and if I don't graduate--

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Marisa, I'm sorry,

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you've got to handle
this one on your own, okay?

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Okay, yeah, fine, fine.

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Don't worry about me.

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I'll handle it
all on my own.

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I don't need anyone
else's help, so...

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[chuckles]

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Hi, it's Marisa.
I need your help.

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Well, unfortunately,
we still don't have
the distribution list.

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And more importantly,
we still have no idea
who The Mask is.

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Seems like The Mask
could be the key
to this whole thing.

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Actually, we might have
someone on our side

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who knows who The Mask is.

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Brady!

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Take it easy, Ernie.

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I'm on your side now,
remember?

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No. What I do remember is,
you're a butt.

253
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,166
Come on, Ernie.

254
00:11:11,166 --> 00:11:13,458
Don't call him a butt.
Thank you.

255
00:11:13,458 --> 00:11:15,250
Call him a jerk
or a liar

256
00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:17,208
or an untrustworthy,
two-faced piece of garbage!

257
00:11:18,958 --> 00:11:20,458
Guys, guys, do not
call him names, okay?

258
00:11:20,458 --> 00:11:22,208
We need this lowlife,
good-for-nothing

259
00:11:22,208 --> 00:11:24,125
snot-faced chump to help.

260
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,000
Now, Brady, when you
were with The Alternate,

261
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:31,208
did you ever hear them
refer to anyone as The Mask?

262
00:11:31,208 --> 00:11:33,000
Nope,
not that I can remember.

263
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,375
Oh, come on!
How can we trust him?

264
00:11:34,375 --> 00:11:36,375
Everything that comes
out of his mouth

265
00:11:36,375 --> 00:11:38,291
is either
a lie or a fart,

266
00:11:38,291 --> 00:11:41,000
because you're a butt!

267
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,375
Okay, look,
I know that I did
a lot of bad things

268
00:11:43,375 --> 00:11:45,125
while I was
with The Alternate,

269
00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:47,958
but I'm working with you
now, not against you.

270
00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:51,083
And if you don't believe me,

271
00:11:51,083 --> 00:11:53,416
they give me
a lie detector test,
like, every 45 minutes.

272
00:11:53,416 --> 00:11:56,333
And if he fails,
we'll eliminate him.

273
00:11:56,333 --> 00:11:57,333
What?

274
00:11:57,333 --> 00:11:59,333
[laughs]
I'm joking.

275
00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:01,083
[silently]
I'm not.

276
00:12:02,416 --> 00:12:04,416
The good news is,
Brady has come up
with a new way

277
00:12:04,416 --> 00:12:06,416
to get
the distribution list.

278
00:12:06,416 --> 00:12:09,333
We've duplicated
the Bishops' laptop.

279
00:12:09,333 --> 00:12:11,291
KC, we just need you
to get back in the house

280
00:12:11,291 --> 00:12:12,416
and switch the two.

281
00:12:12,416 --> 00:12:14,083
I get it.

282
00:12:14,083 --> 00:12:17,125
So, when the Bishops
type their security password

283
00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:18,458
into the duplicate laptop,

284
00:12:18,458 --> 00:12:20,416
it will remotely send it
to The Organization,

285
00:12:20,416 --> 00:12:22,125
and we'll have
their password.

286
00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:23,125
Exactly.

287
00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:24,250
But aren't
they gonna notice

288
00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:26,000
there's no actual data
on the laptop?

289
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,083
No, don't worry,
the duplicate mirrors theirs,

290
00:12:28,083 --> 00:12:30,416
so whatever they see,
we see, and vice versa.

291
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,333
Hey, this could
actually work.

292
00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:35,166
Wait, you thought
of this, Brady?
Yep.

293
00:12:35,166 --> 00:12:37,375
Good work,
you moronic, slime-
sucking bottom feeder.

294
00:12:37,375 --> 00:12:39,208
Hey!

295
00:12:39,208 --> 00:12:41,458
I'll be nice
with you when this plan
actually works.

296
00:12:46,291 --> 00:12:48,083
[Kira's voice]
Well, there's no one

297
00:12:48,083 --> 00:12:50,416
I'd rather conduct
an invasive IRS audit with

298
00:12:50,416 --> 00:12:52,458
than you, Sugar Bear.

299
00:12:55,416 --> 00:12:58,458
Hey, sweetheart,
how would you like
to have a smoothie?

300
00:13:00,208 --> 00:13:02,291
[blender whirrs]

301
00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:04,125
Okay, this is working.

302
00:13:04,125 --> 00:13:06,208
The Bishops totally
think you're us,

303
00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:08,166
but if I had to
give you one note,

304
00:13:08,166 --> 00:13:11,125
you've kind of got
the Coopers sounding
a little boring.

305
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,291
So, what I'm hearing is,

306
00:13:13,291 --> 00:13:15,000
I've captured
your essence perfectly.

307
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:19,250
What? I ran out
of stuff to talk about.

308
00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:21,250
You watch thatHouseboos 
show all day long.

309
00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:23,291
You should know plenty
about fake drama.

310
00:13:23,291 --> 00:13:25,375
Everything
on that show is real.

311
00:13:25,375 --> 00:13:28,458
Well... except for
Chantal's lips.

312
00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:30,458
No one knows what's
going on with them.

313
00:13:30,458 --> 00:13:33,166
Make something up!

314
00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,333
[Craig's voice]
Honey,

315
00:13:40,333 --> 00:13:42,583
I'm going to go upstairs
and take a quick shower.

316
00:13:42,583 --> 00:13:46,166
[Kira's voice] Okay.
I'll go get dinner started.

317
00:13:46,166 --> 00:13:47,333
[imitates knock on door]

318
00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:51,333
[Kira's voice] Hmm.
I wasn't expecting anyone.

319
00:13:51,333 --> 00:13:52,458
[John's voice]
Hello, Kira.

320
00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:55,416
[Kira's voice] John!
What are you doing here?

321
00:13:55,416 --> 00:13:57,416
We're not having
a plumbing problem.

322
00:13:57,416 --> 00:14:00,291
[John's voice]
I'm not here about your toilet.

323
00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:04,583
I love you--
truly, madly, deeply.

324
00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:08,291
[Kira's voice] But,
John, I'm a married woman!

325
00:14:08,291 --> 00:14:09,500
[John's voice]
I know.

326
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,500
You're just married
to the wrong guy.

327
00:14:13,125 --> 00:14:14,250
[Craig's voice]
Kira,

328
00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:15,583
do you know where--

329
00:14:15,583 --> 00:14:19,375
What is John the plumber
doing here?

330
00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:20,500
[Kira's voice, gasping]
Craig!

331
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:21,500
[Craig's voice]
John!

332
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:23,208
[John's voice]
Kira!

333
00:14:23,208 --> 00:14:26,208
[Kira's voice]
Craig! Oh, Craig!

334
00:14:28,208 --> 00:14:31,375
I knew there was something
sketchy about that Kira.

335
00:14:31,375 --> 00:14:33,333
What, and Craig
isn't annoying? Ohh!

336
00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:35,375
No wonder
she's looking for love
in all the wrong places!

337
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,583
Hoo hoo hoo!

338
00:14:39,375 --> 00:14:41,291
[knock on door]

339
00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:42,458
Hey.

340
00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:45,250
Hey, buddy! I was just
thinking I'd come over

341
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:46,458
and we'd watch a movie.

342
00:14:46,458 --> 00:14:48,416
Okay, sure. Yeah,
I'm always in the mood
for a good movie.

343
00:14:48,416 --> 00:14:49,458
Oh, perfect.

344
00:14:49,458 --> 00:14:51,583
So, how about you
go to the kitchen

345
00:14:51,583 --> 00:14:53,458
and make us some popcorn,

346
00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:55,416
and make sure
every kernel is popped.

347
00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:56,500
Okay, sure.
Sounds good.

348
00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:57,500
No rush.

349
00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,583
[soft chuckle]

350
00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:05,416
Sorry, uh, we're
all out of popcorn.

351
00:15:05,416 --> 00:15:07,416
Oh, okay, uh,

352
00:15:07,416 --> 00:15:09,625
well, you know,
anything salty will do, right?

353
00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:12,583
Uh, how about
some crackers, some chips,

354
00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:15,416
maybe a salt shaker?

355
00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:17,250
I think we have
some pretzels.

356
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,375
Pretzels work.

357
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:20,166
[chuckles]

358
00:15:27,291 --> 00:15:29,375
So, uh, what movie
are we gonna watch?

359
00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:31,583
Um... [clears throat]
Short one. [chuckles]

360
00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:39,291
Did you get the laptop?

361
00:15:39,291 --> 00:15:40,458
[chuckles] Mom,

362
00:15:40,458 --> 00:15:42,500
I have toppled corrupt
foreign governments

363
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,500
and still gotten my math
homework in on time.

364
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:47,458
I think I can handle
a switch-out of a laptop.

365
00:15:47,458 --> 00:15:48,500
Piece of cake.

366
00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:50,375
That's my girl.

367
00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:52,625
Hey, did you say
you got cake?

368
00:15:52,625 --> 00:15:54,458
No, Dad, there's no cake.

369
00:15:54,458 --> 00:15:56,375
Can we please
forget about the cake

370
00:15:56,375 --> 00:15:58,208
and concentrate
on the job at hand?

371
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:00,333
Do your thing, Ernie.

372
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,625
[device beeps]

373
00:16:06,625 --> 00:16:08,708
The shadowing device
is activated.

374
00:16:08,708 --> 00:16:10,625
Now all we have to do
is wait for the Bishops

375
00:16:10,625 --> 00:16:12,625
to log in on the computer
KC left for them,

376
00:16:12,625 --> 00:16:15,583
and we'll have full access
to all their files.

377
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:19,583
[soft beeping, trilling]

378
00:16:19,583 --> 00:16:21,250
I'm just saying,
there's plenty of time

379
00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:22,583
for somebody to run out
and get some cake.

380
00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:29,500
Look, if I don't
pass English,

381
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:30,708
then I can't go
to the Fashion Institute,

382
00:16:30,708 --> 00:16:32,416
and then I'll
just be a slacker

383
00:16:32,416 --> 00:16:33,500
who never did anything
with her life,

384
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:34,625
and I've already
done that for 17 years,

385
00:16:34,625 --> 00:16:36,583
so please help me!

386
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:41,416
You want me to tutor you
in English?

387
00:16:41,416 --> 00:16:42,708
Eww, no!

388
00:16:44,458 --> 00:16:46,333
I want you to hack
into the school's
computer system

389
00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:47,708
and change my grade.

390
00:16:47,708 --> 00:16:49,583
Well, I could do that,

391
00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:51,750
or I could actually
help you pass.

392
00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:55,416
Option "A," please,
with extra "hacky" sauce.

393
00:16:55,416 --> 00:16:56,583
Come on, Marisa.

394
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,583
It's never
too late to change.

395
00:16:58,583 --> 00:17:00,375
I mean, look at me.

396
00:17:00,375 --> 00:17:01,583
I'm working with
The Organization

397
00:17:01,583 --> 00:17:03,458
trying to help
bring down The Alternate.

398
00:17:03,458 --> 00:17:06,375
I never thought I'd be
doing that a year ago.

399
00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:08,500
If I can change,
you can change.

400
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:09,708
I have changed.

401
00:17:09,708 --> 00:17:11,458
My interview at F.I.T.
is tomorrow.

402
00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:12,583
That's why
this is so important.

403
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:15,583
Okay, I have an idea,

404
00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:18,458
but it may involve you
doing some actual work.

405
00:17:18,458 --> 00:17:19,625
Do I have to?
[scoffs]

406
00:17:19,625 --> 00:17:20,750
I cannot wait
till I get into college,

407
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:22,458
and then
I don't have to worry

408
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,458
about doing schoolwork
anymore.

409
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:30,458
Guys, we finally have
the password.

410
00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:32,458
We're in.

411
00:17:32,458 --> 00:17:34,708
Did you find the weapons
distribution list?

412
00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:37,416
There's nothing here!

413
00:17:37,416 --> 00:17:39,458
Great. Now we're
back to square one.

414
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:41,583
We have no distribution list,

415
00:17:41,583 --> 00:17:43,625
and we don't know
who The Mask is.

416
00:17:43,625 --> 00:17:47,375
That's why
we're going to start
doing things my way.

417
00:17:47,375 --> 00:17:50,583
Isn't your way
just when you yell
and we do the work?

418
00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:51,583
That's right!

419
00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:52,708
First thing
tomorrow morning,

420
00:17:52,708 --> 00:17:53,833
we are taking down
the Bishops,

421
00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:56,416
and by "we," I mean you!

422
00:17:58,375 --> 00:17:59,625
Okay, except for Amy.

423
00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:03,416
The only thing she's guilty of
is questionable breath.

424
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,583
I know I used that
as an excuse,

425
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,458
but, seriously,
sometimes it smells

426
00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:09,750
like a skunk crawled
in her mouth and died.

427
00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:11,708
It's true. There's
no evidence to show

428
00:18:11,708 --> 00:18:13,750
that Amy has anything to do
with her family business.

429
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:15,583
At least let me get
Amy out of the house

430
00:18:15,583 --> 00:18:17,416
before you bust
Mitch and Danielle.

431
00:18:17,416 --> 00:18:18,583
I mean, it's just cruel
for her to have to watch

432
00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:20,583
her parents be dragged
away in handcuffs.

433
00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:21,708
Absolutely not.

434
00:18:21,708 --> 00:18:23,625
We can't take any chance
at tipping them off.

435
00:18:23,625 --> 00:18:25,708
[sighs] Well,
do what you gotta do.

436
00:18:30,458 --> 00:18:31,708
And I'll do
what I gotta do.

437
00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:37,750
[John's voice]
Kira, I won't lose you.

438
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,458
I love you.

439
00:18:40,458 --> 00:18:43,708
[Kira's voice]
And I love the way you fix
our garbage disposal.

440
00:18:43,708 --> 00:18:45,875
But I also love Craig.

441
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,625
[Craig's voice]
You heard her, John.

442
00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:49,375
Get out!

443
00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:54,458
[John's voice]
If I can't have you, Kira,

444
00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:55,833
I'll go mad!

445
00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:57,833
[Craig's voice]
John, no!

446
00:18:57,833 --> 00:19:00,458
Put down that plunger!

447
00:19:00,458 --> 00:19:02,708
[blows landing,
objects smashing]

448
00:19:05,708 --> 00:19:08,625
That John is a maniac!

449
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:10,500
Should we be
calling the cops?

450
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:11,875
Okay, wait, wait,
wait a minute.

451
00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:14,458
Isn't this all just
a little over the top?

452
00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:16,833
I mean, is it possible
that they really are spies

453
00:19:16,833 --> 00:19:18,750
and they know that
we've bugged their house?

454
00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:20,458
No! No way!

455
00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:22,708
How could they work
together as spies?

456
00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:24,750
They can't even make
their marriage work!

457
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:29,458
[Craig's voice]
So, who's it going
to be, Kira?

458
00:19:29,458 --> 00:19:31,583
Me, or the plumber?

459
00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:34,875
Yeah, maybe you're right.
I guess I overreacted.

460
00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:36,458
Shh!

461
00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:39,500
Kira is about to make
her big choice!

462
00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:48,458
[singsong]
Guess what!

463
00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:49,583
I just spoke
to my English teacher,

464
00:19:49,583 --> 00:19:50,875
and she said
she'd agree to pass me

465
00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:52,708
if I do an essay
for extra credit.

466
00:19:52,708 --> 00:19:55,458
That's great!
I know. In fact,

467
00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:56,708
she was so happy
that I was making an effort

468
00:19:56,708 --> 00:19:58,583
that she cried
actual tears of joy,

469
00:19:58,583 --> 00:19:59,875
and she said,
"Trust me,

470
00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:02,500
no one wants you
to graduate more than I do!"

471
00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:05,583
Look, I'm really glad
you convinced me

472
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:06,708
to do the right thing.

473
00:20:06,708 --> 00:20:07,875
Thank you, Brady.

474
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:09,708
You're welcome.

475
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,833
You're a good person,
Marisa,

476
00:20:11,833 --> 00:20:15,583
and I'm sorry for the way
that I treated you.

477
00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:16,708
You didn't deserve that.

478
00:20:17,958 --> 00:20:20,875
Oh, um, yeah.
Apology accepted.

479
00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:23,458
[chuckles]
Look, I have to go.

480
00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:24,625
Thank you, again.

481
00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:25,708
Yeah.

482
00:20:34,958 --> 00:20:37,000
[cell phone beeping]

483
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,833
Um, KC needs my help.

484
00:20:39,833 --> 00:20:42,708
Um, anyway, thank you.
Yeah. Okay, yeah.

485
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:44,583
Bye.

486
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,708
So, what are we gonna do--?
[device beeping]

487
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:51,958
Anti-bugging device,

488
00:20:51,958 --> 00:20:53,750
just in case
they're listening in.

489
00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:55,708
So, what are we gonna do
about the Coopers?

490
00:20:55,708 --> 00:20:57,875
I still think
they could be spies!

491
00:20:57,875 --> 00:20:59,958
I say
we get out of town now.

492
00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:01,500
Why take the chance?

493
00:21:04,708 --> 00:21:07,833
Oh, we're not going anywhere.

494
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:10,583
You guys are being
totally paranoid.

495
00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:11,875
Amy.

496
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,583
I just think--

497
00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:16,708
No one told you
to think, Mitch.

498
00:21:19,708 --> 00:21:22,750
Trust me,
KC and the Coopers
are not spies.

499
00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:24,583
I've spent enough time
in their house

500
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,500
protecting my cover
to know.

501
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,708
Okay, so what do you
think we should do?

502
00:21:28,708 --> 00:21:30,958
We stick to the plan,
Danielle.

503
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,500
No one goes anywhere
until all the weapons

504
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:37,708
have been distributed.
Am I clear?

505
00:21:37,708 --> 00:21:38,833
Yes, Amy.

506
00:21:38,833 --> 00:21:40,708
Just be careful
around KC.

507
00:21:40,708 --> 00:21:42,000
Don't worry.

508
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000
If I get the slightest sense
she's onto us,

509
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,875
I'll be happy
to eliminate her.

510
00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:47,833
Now go do something useful!

511
00:21:50,875 --> 00:21:52,583
[doorbell rings]

512
00:21:52,583 --> 00:21:53,750
Who is it?

513
00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:55,000
Uh, it's KC!

514
00:21:57,625 --> 00:21:59,000
I'm coming!

515
00:22:05,708 --> 00:22:06,875
Hey!

516
00:22:06,875 --> 00:22:08,625
Surprise!

517
00:22:08,625 --> 00:22:10,625
What are you guys
doing here so early?

518
00:22:10,625 --> 00:22:11,875
Well, we thought
that we'd go on

519
00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:13,875
a little road trip to...

520
00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:15,875
[both]
New York City!

521
00:22:15,875 --> 00:22:17,708
What are you guys
talking about?

522
00:22:17,708 --> 00:22:20,000
Marisa has
her interview at F.I.T.,

523
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000
so we figured
what better excuse

524
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,833
for us girls
to have a little fun
in the Big Apple?

525
00:22:24,833 --> 00:22:25,958
Well, it sounds great,

526
00:22:25,958 --> 00:22:28,083
but, you know,
I have to ask my parents.

527
00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:30,708
If you text them when you're
already on your way,

528
00:22:30,708 --> 00:22:32,000
they can't say no.

529
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,875
I taught her that.

530
00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:37,000
Okay, well, then,
I-I guess we're going
on a road trip!

531
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,625
Yay!

532
00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:41,750
[cell phone rings]

533
00:22:41,750 --> 00:22:44,750
So, I think we should
probably get on the road.

534
00:22:44,750 --> 00:22:46,833
New York City,
here we come, right?

535
00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:47,875
Yeah, I just have
to grab my purse.

536
00:22:47,875 --> 00:22:48,875
Okay.

537
00:22:57,958 --> 00:22:59,625
Let's go, ladies!

538
00:23:05,083 --> 00:23:06,833
[woman] Rob,
your name's on TV!

539
00:23:06,833 --> 00:23:08,000
[boing]